What made people trust that crypto guy?

Rhetoric’s most powerful tool, that’s what.

Crypto Man!

Crypto Man! For a short while, Sam Bankman-Fried was a currency superhero.

Mop-haired recent billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried has just been indicted by the feds for wire fraud and conspiracy. Last month his cryptocurrency trading firm, FTX, managed to lose at least $8 billion within the course of a few days.

Which raises the interesting rhetorical question: Why did more than a million investors trust this guy in the first place? The answer comes from Aristotle, as answers often do.

Aristotle defined the three basic characteristics that make people like and trust a leader. He called them phronesis (practical wisdom), eunoia (disinterested good will), and arete (virtue). I call them Craft, Caring, and Cause. Let’s see how SBF employed these tools.

Craft:

 This is the quality that makes people believe you know what to do to solve a particular problem or lead in a particular field—such as the misty world of crypto, a type of currency that involves massive computer banks “mining” wealth by, essentially, solving puzzles. (Hey, I’m a rhetorician, not a tech guy.)

 SBF seemed almost genetically engineered for this arcane profession. The son of Stanford professors, he majored in physics at MIT and minored in math. Even before he graduated, he began working for the prestigious trading firm Jane Street Capital. At the tender age of 25, he co-founded a quant firm and soon began making vast amounts of money exploiting the difference in the price of bitcoin between Japan and America.

 He founded FTX in 2019 and—this is the rhetorical point—managed to attract more than half a billion dollars from venture capital firms; including Sequoia Capital, legendary funders of Apple, Google, PayPal, LinkedIn, and Zoom.

 Here was a guy who seemed uniquely suited to understand the arcana of cryptocurrency trading. The harder a field is to understand (and even the Nobel prizewinning economist Paul Krugman couldn’t figure out what crypto was for, exactly), the more an audience tends to trust the smartest guy in the room.  Crypto was both a problem and a potentially lucrative opportunity. Young SBF seemed like exactly the character who know how to solve it, and exploit it.

 Of course, we now know that SBF was, at best, a terrible manager. Few people in history have managed to lose more money in such a short time.

Caring:

People are much more likely to trust a character who seems to have their best interest at heart. And here SBF did something brilliant:

Unlike other crypto billionaires, many of whom are libertarians who hold Ayn Rand as their patron saint, the mop-haired mogul made nice with Congress. He actually encouraged some market oversight from the feds. SBF came off as the honest merchant in an ocean of pirates, the man who would ensure a fair playing field. His goal, he said, was to “bring greater investor protections” to ensure their economic security. Members of Congress ate it up. (It didn’t hurt that Bankman-Fried donated $40 million to Democrats.) Only later did he message a Vox reporter, “Fuck regulators.” His encouragement of regulation, he admitted, was just “PR.”

Cause: 

Here the leader appears to share his audience’s values, and to live up to those values. Bankman-Fried was a leading advocate of effective altruism, a utilitarian philanthropic movement that encourages rational thought about ends and means along with “longtermism.”  SBF said his purpose for gaining vast wealth was to give most of it away.

Corporations have used the Cause technique to sell everything from socks to petroleum. Politicians quote the Bible to show they share the values of evangelicals.

Even the way you and I dress can be seen as virtuous (or unvirtuous). Take SBF’s hair. Like Boris Johnson, SBF deliberately showed off his wild, um, coiffure. It made both men seem authentic, natural, like they were being totally themselves, careless of what shallow people might think of them. In reality, the hairstyle is a studied act of decorum, an attempt to fit in with an audience. I’m not a banker, Bankman-Fried’s fro says. Total wunderkind fashion statement.

Together, Caring, Craft, and Cause constitute the trifecta of ethos, a leader’s expression of character. As in all of rhetoric, the point is not whether the person actually embodies those qualities. The point is whether people believe he does. And a million investors, along with some very smart Silicon Valley VCs, clearly believed in SBF.

In all of rhetoric, let the buyer beware.

Claus for divorce? How Santa’s wife saved Christmas (and her marriage)

This year’s Christmas card does a role reversal on the Clement Clarke Moore classic.

The Wife Before Christmas

 By Jay Heinrichs


’Twas the week before Christmas, and old Mrs. Claus

Stepped away from the kitchen and took a short pause.

She sat by the fire with a small bone to pick:

Lately things weren’t the same between her and her Nick.

Oh but don’t get her wrong; there was no overt strife.

She knew that no husband’s a saint to his wife.

 

But Nick’s ample belly had lately grown lumpy.

His year-round good nature could sometimes turn grumpy.

He gagged on the sugarless cookies she’d bake

And groaned when she switched his coat’s real fur with fake…

She observed her own belly, which stretched her red felt,

Admitting that she too was no longer svelte.

 

It’s not that she rued her long marriage to Nick.

What she-elf could ask for a jollier pick?

Still, these days their relations were mere Hershey’s kisses.

She wished he would no longer call her “The Missus.”

Mrs. Claus: that cognomen meant mere borrowed fame…

She’d been called that so long, she’d forgotten her name!

 

And besides, though she lacked the sheer nerve to have said it,

She would rather like getting some more of the credit:

Who saved that one Christmas—and this was essential—

By telling her husband of Rudolph’s potential?

The truth was, he needed her aid more than ever.

The years had not made the elf any more clever.

 

She was starting to doubt that his wits passed inspection—

What saint in his right mind forgets his direction?

Take last Christmas Eve, when the addled old master

Drove the sled the wrong way, a near-run disaster.

Only Donder and Blitzen, with Germanic force

Pulled the sled over Iceland and set it on course.

 

Wait: She had an idea! She would save the old coot!

Just this once, she would take on his magical route.

She spent all that week learning each little annual

Chore (all explained in the Sled Owner’s Manual).

Then she spiked Santa’s eggnog with rum Mission Night:

Ere long, he was out like a faulty tree light.

 

Mrs. Claus felt some nerves when she grasped the sled’s reins…

But Dasher et alia took added pains

To launch extra gently, and had the good sense

To veer at the clouds that forewarned turbulence.

Setting down on each rooftop, she hoisted her wares…

And avoided the chimney, preferring the stairs.

 

Come Christmas morning, the children awoke

To find lovely presents, not one of them broke.

And handwritten cards in Ms. C’s own light scrawl

Declared every child the most special of all.

Elves’ reports soon flowed in from the region HQs:

This mission was getting the highest reviews!

 

Still, she worried her Nick would be more than just miffed—

He might find her adventure the worst kind of gift.

She brought him strong coffee to ease his poor head

And told him the truth… then he smiled and said,

“I must say I’m surprised; but you made the right call.”

(It turns out that old Nick was a saint after all!)

 

“Next Christmas,” he said, with the tiniest pause,

“We’ll do this together, S.C. and Ms. Claus!”

She leaned toward her husband and cooed in his ear:

“Call me Alice,” she said. “And I get to steer.”


© Jay Heinrichs

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Persuasion 101: Watch the tense, practice decorum.

Here’s another question, this time from AP English Language student Will Sims.

We are learning about these rhetorical skills and tools, so how do you begin using them in real life? Once you do start using them how do you know you are using the skills correctly and not creating more fallacies yourself?

The beautiful thing about rhetoric (and the ugly thing as well) is that there is no “correct” way to use the tools. If you achieve your persuasion goal, then you’ve used rhetoric perfectly. Fallacious logic often persuades people. That qualifies an effective fallacy as “correct” rhetoric. (One motive for writing Thank You for Arguing, other than the fact my wife told me to, was my desire to inoculate people against rhetoric’s more evil manipulation.)

When it comes to which tools to use in real life, I’d start with the ones that calm things down when emotions get uncomfortable. My favorite two tools on those occasions:

1. Watch the tense, and try to change it.

Aristotle himself made this point, and it’s brilliant.

The past tense often gets used for failures and crimes. (“Look what you did!” “Who used up all the toothpaste?”) Aristotle called past-tense rhetoric “forensic,” because it has to do with crime and punishment—forensics. It can be useful for investigating a problem, but this rhetoric rarely actually solves problems. “Who used up all the toothpaste” investigated the toothpaste crime, but it didn’t get my son to bring me a tube.

The present tense has to do with values, tribes, and identities. (“A good son wouldn’t use up the toothpaste!” “Americans who don’t believe what I believe are traitors!”) This rhetoric—Aristotle called it “demonstrative,” because competitive speechmaking in ancient Greece often had to do with what’s good or bad—makes for the best sermons. In fact, just about all the greatest political speeches use the present tense in their best lines.

To solve problems, make common choices, and get people excited about a needed action, you want the future tense. Aristotle called this rhetoric “deliberative,” because it has to do with deliberating decisions that affect the future. (“How are we going to keep this from happening again?”) When an argument uses blame (past tense) or calls names (present tense), try pivoting to the future tense. (“Let’s talk about what we should do.”)

2. Practice decorum.

Remember when I made everybody uncomfortable by telling the class I was sending love beams out of my eyes? True decorum isn’t just about convincing an audience you’re part of the same tribe. It starts with convincing yourself that you have a lot in common, and that they’re worthy of your love. This gets especially challenging when the annoyingly opinionated uncle shows up at Thanksgiving. It’s hard to send the guy love beams while he’s pontificating and everybody around the table is staring down at their turkey. Your job is to love that uncle, even honor him. Think of what you have in common, and speak to it. Most of all, be the grownup in the room. Personally, I wish the world’s religions focused more on this aspect of decorum: love first, think of differences later. It can move rhetorical mountains.

That’s it. Practice tenses and love. Learn to spot fallacies—it makes for great brain training—but don’t obsess over them. You’re on your way to mastering the art of leadership.

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How can you practice the tools of persuasion?

In the many rhetoric video chats I hold with students—as many as four or five a week—I often get this question. Gabriel Davis, who studies at the Little Rock Christian Academy, asked it perfectly in a follow-up email:

My question is, what practices can I use to get better at using rhetoric and at arguing? Right now I'm really slow to think about which technique to use. So how can I get better?

Hi, Gabriel,

I often get asked which tools to pull out when things get uncomfortable or when you have a sudden need to get your point across. The answer: Don’t try. Not yet, anyway. I wrote Thank You for Arguing in the hope that it would help spark in the reader a rhetorical habit of mind, a way of seeing (or hearing!) the world as a rhetorician. That means starting with the most important tool of all: your ears.

1. Try to listen for what people want, what they seem to believe, and the impression they’re trying to make on others. Listen to what marketers, politicians, and influencers are saying online. What specific audiences or tribes are they speaking to? What beliefs are they assuming? Are their words and images mostly ethical, speaking to values and identities? Pathetic, playing on or changing emotions? Or logical, employing facts or fallacies?

2. When you’re in a conversation, don’t feel you have to argue. Just ask questions—ask for facts. Ask if those facts have to do with a trend. Ask where the speaker got the facts. Decide whether those facts really do lead to the speaker’s conclusion. Instead of offering an opposing view, critique the argument itself. “This is really interesting, but I’m not sure you’ve convinced me yet.” When forced to improve their argument, people tend to modify their opinion, making it less extreme. You’ve moved the needle rhetorically, without actually seeming to argue. That counts as a win in my book.

3. Then there’s how you project yourself, creating a first-rate ethos. Always try to be the grownup in the room, keeping a cool head, listening well. If someone wants your opinion, think of the two wisest words in rhetoric: “That depends.” The secret to a great phronesis—the impression you give that you’re a great problem solver—is to understand that every situation is different. Remember your classmate’s question about the car? Her parents had given her little sister a brand-new one, while she was stuck commuting to college in an older car. My first thought was, “That depends on how old that car is.” When she told me that it was a 2012 model, I saw a potential logical argument: a car that old can cost more for annual repairs than a lease might be. (Keep in mind that I’m a terrible mechanic and drive a 2012 truck myself. “That depends” made me sound like I knew what I was talking about.)

All this boils down to one thing: everything is rhetorical.

Birds sing figures of speech (patterns of sounds) to attract mates and find territory. The clothes we wear make a statement, whether we mean to or not.

Everybody wants something. This parent wants her child’s safety. This teenager wants independence. This dark-skinned woman wants respect. This elder book author wants young people to learn rhetoric and restore the rhetoric-centered, classical values that shaped our civilization (or is he just trying to sell books?).

Everyone believes in a set of “truths” and values. Even in our deeply divided culture, we have many values in common.

By listening for those common beliefs and values, desires and arguments, you’ll fulfill your potential as a leader. Keep practicing, and go save the world.

Best,

Jay

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The dark art of framing

Framed cigarette

What does it mean to “frame” an issue? Is it like framing a picture of your sweet grandmother, the one where she’s smoking her favorite pipe?

Yeah, kind of. To frame an issue means to put it in your own box, setting up the terms and context in a way that favors you. (To get the details about framing, see chapter 12 of Thank You for Arguing, fourth edition.)

The most important tool of framing is redefinition, in which you redefine the terms of the argument. The tobacco industry did this neatly back in the 1970s, when it talked about the “controversy” over the health hazards of smoking. Scientists and doctors saw no controversy at all. Smoking is terrible for you, period. But the word “controversy” framed the smoking issue by sowing doubt. And guess what framing word climate change deniers are using these days? Yep. “Controversy.”

Here’s a video that uses framing to answer a question from a high school student. Tell us what you think in the comments.

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We suppose "La Slurpe" was taken.

Galoshes in love

Only the French could look at galoshes and think of amour.

For centuries the French have been kissing without talking, but now they have to get all, like, oral. The new Petit Robert dictionary (pronounced, sexily, “petty robare”) contains the verb galocher, meaning “to kiss with tongues.”

The term comes from la galoche, an ice skating boot. Only the French could look at galoshes and think of sex. But apparently they were thinking about skating as well—you know, gliding tongues and all that.

Philosophers of language say that all words are analogies, templates that connect us to reality. To a linguist, a kiss isn’t just a kiss. It’s also a figures competition.

Try this dialogue with someone who attracts you.

You: Voulez-vous galocher avec moi?

Attractive Other: Gallows what?

You: Galocher. It means kissing with tongues skating in galoshes.

If the A.O. is a word geek, the result will be an entirely hygienic conversation. A win for rhetoric and for public health!

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