Four Ways to Get Inspired

Need a writing idea? Try these “prompts.” 

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TRAINING INSPIRATION (part one)

A GIRL’S VOICE woke me in the middle of the night, saying, “I’m a girl, stupid!” There was no girl; I was alone in my writer’s cabin. But I knew who, or rather what, it was. It was an inspiration, a bolt from the blue, that let me save a novel I’d been writing unsuccessfully for years. Did I really hear a voice? I’m not sure, though that’s how I remember it. later on, I’ll show how memory may be one of the greatest sources of inspiration.

“I’M A GIRL, STUPID!”

I’ve been thinking about inspiration ever since that girl woke me up. Can we  find inspiration on purpose, while we’re awake? Is inspiration a skill, and can we develop it for ourselves?

Some people would call that skill “creativity,” but I dislike that word.

Most of what we call creativity is just the dredging up of old ideas. We take a selfie in front of an interesting tree and think we’re being creative. Well, maybe we are. But I’m more interested in the kind of production that blows our mind. Besides, when you think about it, artificial intelligence is “creative.” It can create a decent memo, and I’m using it to create illustrations for this piece.

AI can create. But only a human can be inspired.

When you think of getting inspired, you might imagine getting help from above. In the New Testament book of Acts, Jesus’s disciples hear a giant whooshing sound, and tongues of flame enter some of them, causing them to speak in languages from around the known world. What a rush! Imagine speaking Persian or ancient Greek without a single lesson, thanks to the fiery breath of God.

THE BIBLE’S FIERY TONGUES OF FLAME.

In fact, the word “inspiration” originally meant just that: breath. ‘

When I want to drill down to the very soul of a word, I go to my personal copy of the Oxford English Dictionary. Sure, you could do that online, but my two-volume set—I bought it many years ago when I really couldn’t afford it—comes with a magnifying glass, which makes looking up a word seem like an important investigation. To look up “inspiration,” I pull out the A-O volume from its two-volume case that holds up my computer monitor. I heft the big book to my table, where it lands with an impressive thud. Each page is thin and brilliantly white. Finding the word takes time. It builds suspense. It’s—well, yes, I’m betraying something of myself here—exciting. Maybe even inspiring.

THE INSPIRING OED.

Inspiration is breath. Or a martini. It sparks words, ideas, kindness, and robots.

The OED tells me that the word comes from the Latin spiritus, meaning breath or air. This seems to be what the Bible book of Acts is getting at when Peter quotes the prophet Joel:

I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams… (Acts 2:17)

That spirit comes with a terrific whoosh, the sound of God’s exhale. The OED notes that inspiration is an “action or influence of the spirit of God…upon the human mind or soul.” It’s also the act of inhaling, of breathing in, or an “incorporeal” or “immaterial being.”

Less soberly, an inspiration can also consist of a liquid “obtained through distillation or suspension in alcohol.” The ancient seers and prophets had their share of heroic drinkers. In Acts, the apostle Peter notes that wine wasn’t the factor in causing the disciples to speak all those different languages. After all, it was nine in the morning. They hadn’t been drinking that long. More recently, one of the greatest poets in the English language, Dylan Thomas, doesn’t seem to have been sober when he wrote. I once drank three martinis for lunch as an experiment, went back to my office, and wrote a magazine piece on deadline. The words just wrote themselves! Next day, my headache and I returned expecting to find absolute crap, and…the piece had some of the best writing I’d ever come up with. It terrified me. It seemed like I had a choice. I could either find inspiration in distillation, becoming a much better writer (and letting my liver kill me at an early age, like Dylan Thomas); or I could continue in relative sobriety and literary mediocrity.

Tipsy Thomas (from the film).

I’m writing this at the age of 67, having had one cup of coffee. Draw your own conclusions.

The dictionary reports that medieval Christian intellectuals, who seemed to be passionate taxonomists, delineated five types or classes of inspiration:

ADOBE AI’S MORAL INSPIRATION.

  • Verbal inspiration, being straight dictation from God. I like to think that ghostwriting is a kind of verbal inspiration. Having written ghostwritten books for a rocket scientist, a leading member of Congress, and a 12-year-old cancer survivor, I find this kind of work the most fun of all. After hours and days of interviews and research, I try to tap the spirit of the “author” and, like Prospero, endow their purposes “with words that make them known.”

  • Then there’s plenary inspiration, in which God’s spirit makes one’s every word infallible. Think of the Pope’s traditional infallibility, or the Good Housekeeping Seal of old.

  • Moral inspiration moves a person into doing the right thing. My wife’s best ideas come out of her love of people, and they all have to do with gifts for others. When her father died,  Dorothy took a beloved old plaid flannel sheet and turned it into an Advent calendar. She sewed 25 pockets and filled each one with a tiny scroll containing a happy Christmas memory. She gave this morally inspired gift to her grieving mother.

  • Mechanical inspiration sparks an action, such as a soldier charging into battle or a gym bro playing heavy metal during a workout.

  • Finally, there’s dynamical inspiration, which literally takes over the recipient’s body. Some tech gurus say that general artificial intelligence will arrive within a couple of decades, a moment called the “singularity,” in which a human-like super brain writes its own software without our intervention and dynamically inspires our future robot overlords.


EXERCISE: Write down the last great idea you had. (Don’t worry if you can’t think of any.) Where did that idea come from? Now write down the last time you did something kind or noble. Which are you proudest of?


But when we mortals think of inspiration, most of the time we’re just thinking about coming up with an idea. What’s the best idea you’ve ever had? Now think: just how did you come up with it?

Wait. Do we even know exactly what an idea is? Let’s go back to that font of knowledge, the Oxford English Dictionary. The word denotes “an image in the mind.” It’s something that occurs to you, a picture that pops up.

The OED also says an idea is a conception, implying that your mind gives birth.

AN IDEA IS A “CONCEPTION,” ADORABLE…OR JUST FETAL.

Whether an idea has to be a virgin birth, or involves some hanky-panky with a randy Greek deity, the dictionary doesn’t say. But most literal conceptions of the sperm-and-egg variety are enhanced by an appropriate mood—soft lighting, Marvin Gaye—a setting or situation that prompts desire.

The same seems to be true with conceiving an idea. When I think of the ideas I’ve had, it occurs to me that they’ve all come out of desire: a need, often a deadline—what rhetoricians call an exigence, a problem or unresolved conflict. In defining or declaring that exigence, I invoke…what? The Muses? My own imagination? Chat GPT?

Inspiration can be prompted.

That invocation qualifies as a kind of prompt. When you ask Chat GPT to write you a wedding toast (not recommended; I tried it), in AI terminology you are prompting it. This requires a certain amount of skill. In fact, while many people are legitimately worried about AI replacing them in their jobs, a whole new field of professional prompters has sprung up: humans who invoke AI programs to write, plan, or create scripts, devices, molecules, and the like.

In thinking about my own creative process (if you want to call the coffee-drinking, mumbling, procrastination, and endless tosses of my Nerf basketball “creative”), it seems that ideas tend to come from certain “prompts.” I’m not alone. In ancient times, poets didn’t hesitate to prompt the gods for some inspiration. Most of them called upon the Muses, those goddesses assigned to the arts. Homer began the Odyssey like this:

Speak, Mnemosyne, of the cunning hero

The wanderer, blown off course time and again

After he plundered Troy’s sacred heights…

Actually, Mnemosyne wasn’t a Muse. She was the Titan goddess of memory, and the Muses were her daughters. In other words, memory was the Muses’ mom. Why should we care? Because large language models like Chat GPT—the source of inspiration for a great many paper-writing high school students, ad copywriters, journalists, and one sorry lawyer—are all about memory. When I invoked Chat GPT for inspiration, I was just doing what Homer did: calling upon Memory.

Besides, I think Memory offers a clue to how to prompt inspiration in our own lives. While we can prepare ourselves for the bolt from the blue or the fiery breath of God, while we can whine to the Muses about our need for help, we shouldn’t ignore the goddess.

But what exactly should we do with memory and the Muses? Those AI apps offer a clue. You can’t use them without prompts. The Greeks knew just that, thousands of years before the Internet.

I’ve found that ideas come from four kinds of prompts.

 

1.     Compounding, meaning to combine existing ideas of concepts, either from your own memory or that of the Internet, the library, or large language models.

2.     Modeling, much the way computer algorithms predict the future. This is especially appropriate when you want to write a novel or screenplay. You think of characters, put them in a particular situation, write down the likeliest thing each one would do, and then continue doing that until you have a story.

3.     Refining: Getting down to the Platonic ideal of an idea.

4.     Receiving: Deliberately keeping myself open to inspiration. This is a small act of courage. The fiery, forked-tongued spirit of an idea can seem scary.

 

In the next post, I’ll show how most great ideas don’t fall from the sky. They’re just waiting to be discovered. Or combined.

What made people trust that crypto guy?

Rhetoric’s most powerful tool, that’s what.

Crypto Man!

Crypto Man! For a short while, Sam Bankman-Fried was a currency superhero.

Mop-haired recent billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried has just been indicted by the feds for wire fraud and conspiracy. Last month his cryptocurrency trading firm, FTX, managed to lose at least $8 billion within the course of a few days.

Which raises the interesting rhetorical question: Why did more than a million investors trust this guy in the first place? The answer comes from Aristotle, as answers often do.

Aristotle defined the three basic characteristics that make people like and trust a leader. He called them phronesis (practical wisdom), eunoia (disinterested good will), and arete (virtue). I call them Craft, Caring, and Cause. Let’s see how SBF employed these tools.

Craft:

 This is the quality that makes people believe you know what to do to solve a particular problem or lead in a particular field—such as the misty world of crypto, a type of currency that involves massive computer banks “mining” wealth by, essentially, solving puzzles. (Hey, I’m a rhetorician, not a tech guy.)

 SBF seemed almost genetically engineered for this arcane profession. The son of Stanford professors, he majored in physics at MIT and minored in math. Even before he graduated, he began working for the prestigious trading firm Jane Street Capital. At the tender age of 25, he co-founded a quant firm and soon began making vast amounts of money exploiting the difference in the price of bitcoin between Japan and America.

 He founded FTX in 2019 and—this is the rhetorical point—managed to attract more than half a billion dollars from venture capital firms; including Sequoia Capital, legendary funders of Apple, Google, PayPal, LinkedIn, and Zoom.

 Here was a guy who seemed uniquely suited to understand the arcana of cryptocurrency trading. The harder a field is to understand (and even the Nobel prizewinning economist Paul Krugman couldn’t figure out what crypto was for, exactly), the more an audience tends to trust the smartest guy in the room.  Crypto was both a problem and a potentially lucrative opportunity. Young SBF seemed like exactly the character who know how to solve it, and exploit it.

 Of course, we now know that SBF was, at best, a terrible manager. Few people in history have managed to lose more money in such a short time.

Caring:

People are much more likely to trust a character who seems to have their best interest at heart. And here SBF did something brilliant:

Unlike other crypto billionaires, many of whom are libertarians who hold Ayn Rand as their patron saint, the mop-haired mogul made nice with Congress. He actually encouraged some market oversight from the feds. SBF came off as the honest merchant in an ocean of pirates, the man who would ensure a fair playing field. His goal, he said, was to “bring greater investor protections” to ensure their economic security. Members of Congress ate it up. (It didn’t hurt that Bankman-Fried donated $40 million to Democrats.) Only later did he message a Vox reporter, “Fuck regulators.” His encouragement of regulation, he admitted, was just “PR.”

Cause: 

Here the leader appears to share his audience’s values, and to live up to those values. Bankman-Fried was a leading advocate of effective altruism, a utilitarian philanthropic movement that encourages rational thought about ends and means along with “longtermism.”  SBF said his purpose for gaining vast wealth was to give most of it away.

Corporations have used the Cause technique to sell everything from socks to petroleum. Politicians quote the Bible to show they share the values of evangelicals.

Even the way you and I dress can be seen as virtuous (or unvirtuous). Take SBF’s hair. Like Boris Johnson, SBF deliberately showed off his wild, um, coiffure. It made both men seem authentic, natural, like they were being totally themselves, careless of what shallow people might think of them. In reality, the hairstyle is a studied act of decorum, an attempt to fit in with an audience. I’m not a banker, Bankman-Fried’s fro says. Total wunderkind fashion statement.

Together, Caring, Craft, and Cause constitute the trifecta of ethos, a leader’s expression of character. As in all of rhetoric, the point is not whether the person actually embodies those qualities. The point is whether people believe he does. And a million investors, along with some very smart Silicon Valley VCs, clearly believed in SBF.

In all of rhetoric, let the buyer beware.

Claus for divorce? How Santa’s wife saved Christmas (and her marriage)

This year’s Christmas card does a role reversal on the Clement Clarke Moore classic.

The Wife Before Christmas

 By Jay Heinrichs


’Twas the week before Christmas, and old Mrs. Claus

Stepped away from the kitchen and took a short pause.

She sat by the fire with a small bone to pick:

Lately things weren’t the same between her and her Nick.

Oh but don’t get her wrong; there was no overt strife.

She knew that no husband’s a saint to his wife.

 

But Nick’s ample belly had lately grown lumpy.

His year-round good nature could sometimes turn grumpy.

He gagged on the sugarless cookies she’d bake

And groaned when she switched his coat’s real fur with fake…

She observed her own belly, which stretched her red felt,

Admitting that she too was no longer svelte.

 

It’s not that she rued her long marriage to Nick.

What she-elf could ask for a jollier pick?

Still, these days their relations were mere Hershey’s kisses.

She wished he would no longer call her “The Missus.”

Mrs. Claus: that cognomen meant mere borrowed fame…

She’d been called that so long, she’d forgotten her name!

 

And besides, though she lacked the sheer nerve to have said it,

She would rather like getting some more of the credit:

Who saved that one Christmas—and this was essential—

By telling her husband of Rudolph’s potential?

The truth was, he needed her aid more than ever.

The years had not made the elf any more clever.

 

She was starting to doubt that his wits passed inspection—

What saint in his right mind forgets his direction?

Take last Christmas Eve, when the addled old master

Drove the sled the wrong way, a near-run disaster.

Only Donder and Blitzen, with Germanic force

Pulled the sled over Iceland and set it on course.

 

Wait: She had an idea! She would save the old coot!

Just this once, she would take on his magical route.

She spent all that week learning each little annual

Chore (all explained in the Sled Owner’s Manual).

Then she spiked Santa’s eggnog with rum Mission Night:

Ere long, he was out like a faulty tree light.

 

Mrs. Claus felt some nerves when she grasped the sled’s reins…

But Dasher et alia took added pains

To launch extra gently, and had the good sense

To veer at the clouds that forewarned turbulence.

Setting down on each rooftop, she hoisted her wares…

And avoided the chimney, preferring the stairs.

 

Come Christmas morning, the children awoke

To find lovely presents, not one of them broke.

And handwritten cards in Ms. C’s own light scrawl

Declared every child the most special of all.

Elves’ reports soon flowed in from the region HQs:

This mission was getting the highest reviews!

 

Still, she worried her Nick would be more than just miffed—

He might find her adventure the worst kind of gift.

She brought him strong coffee to ease his poor head

And told him the truth… then he smiled and said,

“I must say I’m surprised; but you made the right call.”

(It turns out that old Nick was a saint after all!)

 

“Next Christmas,” he said, with the tiniest pause,

“We’ll do this together, S.C. and Ms. Claus!”

She leaned toward her husband and cooed in his ear:

“Call me Alice,” she said. “And I get to steer.”


© Jay Heinrichs

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